A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?

No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.

The entry will be $55 for the first 50 fools, or April. After that, you gonna have to pay $65. If you wait beyond June 1, or after 100 have registered, the cost will be $75. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.

The race will take place Sunday, August 3, 2014 at 8am. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid.

You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.

jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.

There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.


Pathetic Results 2014

    8/3/14     Blister In the Sun Marathon (Cookeville, TN)
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Pl   Last       First      age sex city                   Finish 
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1    Engle       Chuck     43  M   Arlington, VA          3:04:26 1M
2    Barnard     James     27  M   Clinton, TN            3:11:37 2M
3    Lepley      Mike      40  M   Cookeville, TN         3:29:41 3M
4    Mahler      Tim       53  M   Springfield, IL        3:33:17
5    Malecky     Mark      36  M   Chattanooga            3:34:10
6    Smith       Meredith  43  F   Ashland City, TN       3:36:40 1F
7    Mahoney     Kelly     45  M   Cookeville, TN         3:45:50
8    Evans       Kay       52  F   Chocowinity, NC        3:53:34 2F
9    Wang        Gaogao    40  M   Woodstock, GA          3:55:32
10   Muccini     Francesca 46  F   Nashville, TN          3:56:45 3F
11   Wendt       Mark      47  M   Gile, WI               4:05:08
12   Perri       Thomas    53  M   Maple Grove, MN        4:07:54
13   Walker      Michelle  45  F   Newburgh, IN           4:08:02
14   Bourne      Adam      37  M   Somerset, KY           4:16:45
15   Lisle       Bridget   33  F   Nashville, TN          4:17:44
16   Ferrell     Ed        50  M   Grayson, GA            4:23:17
17   Hite        Josh      36  M   Cookeville, T N        4:28:32
18   Shapiro     Anthony   48  M   Alpharetta, GA   E     4:33:51
19   England     Donna     50  F   Auburn, KY             4:34:51
20   Mount       Brian     40  M   Eastaboya, AL          4:34:59
21   Lacroix     Dominique 50  M   Charlotte, NC    E     4:35:11
22   Hurley      Jackie    42  M   Richmond, KY           4:38:55
23   Wagner      Lori      42  F   Evansville, IN   E     4:38:56
24   Cooper      Ines      36  F   Murfreesboro, TN       4:39:46
25   Howe        Nicole    39  F   Maryville, TN          4:44:17
26   Hollington  Jeffrey   44  M   Syracuse, NY     E     4:44:40
27   Metcalf     Jen       44  F   Newburgh, IN           4:47:24
28   Ralston     Jennifer  32  F   Raleigh, NC            4:51:20
29   Buttriss    Trey      48  M   Cleveland, OH          4:52:48
30   Dahlgren    Maria     41  F   Evansville, IN   E     4:56:20
31   Samuelson   Mike      48  M   Lakeland, TN           4:56:41
32   Wingard     David         M   Greenville, SC   E     4:56:51
33   Dworak      Donna     50  F   Nashville, TN          4:58:22
34   Pellegrino  Jenn      29  F   Arlington, VA          4:58:34
35   McGinnis    Mike      41  M   Carmel, IN             5:01:46
36   Mack        Shelly    47  F   Lucien, OK       E     5:03:49
37   Thompson    Bradley   53  M   Sioux Falls, SD        5:04:49
38   Bieling     Kristen   27  F   Finksburg, MD    E     5:08:11
39   Michelson   Suzanne   47  F   Jacksonville, AL E     5:10:26
40   Malecky     Stacey    36  F   Chattanooga            5:10:53
41   Wells       William   57  M   New Albany, IN         5:16:01
42   Hallmark    Daryl     56  M   Alabaster, AL          5:17:48
43   Staggs      Sandy     46  F   Livingston, TN   E     5:18:10
44   Staggs      Amanda    28  F   Hermitage, TN    E     5:18:12
45   Bolton      Diane     53  F   Nashville, TN    E     5:19:46
46   Tiwet       Claudia   48  F   Waukegan, IL           5:20:44
47   Hagy        Zane      44  M   Oak Ridge, TN          5:20:46
48   Tiwet       John      47  M   Waukegan, IL           5:20:47
49   Ivey        Kathryn   39  F   Coalgate, OK           5:24:32
50   Knife       Jen       41  F   Indianapolis     E     5:26:23
51   Ma          Vincent   44  M   San Jose, CA     E     5:26:31
52   Staggs      Danny     50  M   Livingston, TN         5:39:25
53   Trainer     Heather   40  F   Roswell, GA            5:41:58
54   Miller      Paul      60  M   Cookeville, TN         5:41:59
55   Wright      Tammie    47  F   Cookeville, TN   E     5:42:33
56   Fattman     Ken       58  M   Branson, MO            5:44:51
57   Ray         Karen     55  F   Dacula, GA             5:45:07
58   Watton      Julie     33  F   Atlanta, GA            5:45:34
59   Watton      Ryan      43  M   Atlanta, GA            5:45:51
60   Gibbs       Ralph     48  M   Richmond, VA           5:48:04
61   Ray         John      57  M   Estill Springs, TE     5:51:56
62   Trujillo    Mikki     38  F   Cookeville, TN         5:57:28
63   Miller      Shannon   26  F   Jackson, TN            6:00:28
64   Mount       Clara     35  F   Knoxville, TN    E     6:04:14
65   Michelsen   Karen     50  F   Toronto                6:12:25
66   Escue       Daniel    40  M   Nashville, TN          6:16:39
67   Riley       Roxanne   56  F   Atlanta, GA      E     6:16:50
68   Thompson    Leslie    29  F   Rickman, TN      E     6:25:46
69   Hughes      Steve     65  M   Little Rock, AR  E     6:26:22
70   Gmerek      Elizabeth 53  F   Camp Lejeune, NC E     6:26:23
71   Douglas     Roscoe    66  M   Macon, GA              6:30:41
72   Iafrate     Diana     57  F   Nashville, TN          6:32:42
73   Wilson      David     61  M   Murfreesboro, TN E     6:38:17
74   Smith       Jill      50  F   Cookeville, TN         6:40:01
75   Smith       Dallas    74  M   Cookeville, TN         6:40:01
76   Walston     Halbert   39  M   Radcliff, KY           6:43:22
77   Taylor      Katie     25  F   Clinton, TN            6:46:37
78   Smith       Evelyn    54  F   Rockford, IL     E     6:57:09
79   Desirant    Cindy     52  F   Centennial, CO   E     6:59:21
80   Macon       Laurence  69  M   San Antonio,TX   E     6:59:22
81   Bailey      Laura     48  F   Chattanooga, TN        7:00:08
82   Min         Phil      59  M   Mt. Olive, AL    E     7:04:13
83   Kilby       Jason     35  M   Clarkrange, TN   E     7:29:44
84   Sauceman    Sheryl    40  F   Chattanooga, TN        7:38:59
85   Taylor      Diane     57  F   Nashville, TN          7:39:06
86   Earles      Carol     44  F   Ravendale SpringsE     7:49:54
87   Clark       Teal      46  F   Jonesboro, AR    E     7:50:48
     Baker       Dawn      42  F   Snellville, GA   E     Still out there…
     Baker       Darrin    46  M   Snellville, GA   E     Still out there…
     Holt        Thomas        M   Crossville, TN   E     Still out there…
     Rosenbloom  Trent         M   Nashville, TN          Still out there…
     Walker      Allen     48  M   Newburgh, IN     HALF  2:09:01

    Rosenbloom Trent         M   Nashville, TN      Still out there…