A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?

No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.

The entry will be $55 for the first 50 fools, or April. After that, you gonna have to pay $65. If you wait beyond June 1, or after 100 have registered, the cost will be $75. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.

The race will take place Sunday, August 3, 2014 at 8am. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid.

You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.

jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.

There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.


Pathetic Results 2014

    8/3/14     Blister In the Sun Marathon (Cookeville, TN)
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    Last       First     age sex city               Finish 
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1   Engle      Chuck     43  M                      3:04:26 1M
2   Barnard    James     27  M   Clinton, TN        3:11:37 2M
3   Lepley     Mike      40  M   Cookeville, TN     3:29:41 3M
4   Mahler     Tim       53  M   Springfield, IL    3:33:17
5   Malecky    Mark      36  M   Chattanooga        3:34:10
6   Smith      Meredith  43  F   Ashland City, TN   3:36:40 1F
7   Evans      Kay       52  F   Chocowinity, NC    3:53:34 2F
8   Gaogao     Wang      40  M   Woodstock, GA      3:55:32
9   Muccini    Francesca 46  F   Nashville, TN      3:56:45 3F
10  Wingard    David         M   Greenville, SC     3:58:08
11  Wendt      Mark      47  M   Gile, WI           4:05:08
12  Perri      Thomas    53  M   Maple Grove, MN    4:07:54
13  Walker     Michelle  45  F   Newburgh, IN       4:08:02
14  Bourne     Adam      37  M   Somerset, KY       4:16:45
15  Lisle      Bridget   33  F   Nashville, TN      4:17:44
16  Hite       Josh      36  M   Cookeville, T N    4:28:32
17  Shapiro    Anthony   48  M   Alpharetta, GAE    4:33:51
18  England    Donna     50  F   Auburn, KY         4:34:51
19  Mount      Brian     40  M   Eastaboya, AL      4:34:59
20  Lacroix    Dominique 50  M   Charlotte, NC E    4:35:11
21  Hurley     Jackie    42  M   Richmond, KY       4:38:55
22  Wagner     Lori      42  F   Evansville, INE    4:38:56
23  Cooper     Ines      36  F   Murfreesboro, TN   4:39:46
24  Mahoney    Kelly     45  M   Cookeville, TNE    4:43:50
25  Howe       Nicole    39  F   Maryville, TN      4:44:17
26  Hollington Jeffrey   44  M   Syracuse, NY  E    4:44:40
27  Metcalf    Jen       44  F   Newburgh, IN       4:47:24
28  Ralston    Jennifer  32  F   Raleigh, NC        4:51:20
29  Buttriss   Trey      48  M   Cleveland, OH      4:52:48
30  Dahlgren   Maria     41  F   Evansville, INE    4:56:20
31  Samuelson  Mike      48  M   Lakeland, TN       4:56:41
32  Dworak     Donna     50  F   Nashville, TN      4:58:22
33  Pellegrino Jenn      29  F   Arlington, VA      4:58:34
34  McGinnis   Mike      41  M   Carmel, IN         5:01:46
35  Mack       Shelly    47  F   Lucien, OK    E    5:03:49
36  Thompson   Bradley   53  M   Sioux Falls, SD    5:04:49
37  Bieling    Kristen   27  F   Finksburg, MD E    5:08:11
38  Michelson  Suzanne   47  F   Jacksonville, E    5:10:26
39  Malecky    Stacey    36  F   Chattanooga        5:10:53
40  Wells      William   57  M   New Albany, IN     5:16:01
41  Hallmark   Daryl     56  M   Alabaster, AL      5:17:48
42  Staggs     Sandy     46  F   Livingston, TNE    5:18:10
43  Staggs     Amanda    28  F   Hermitage, TN E    5:18:12
44  Bolton     Diane     53  F   Nashville, TN E    5:19:46
45  Tiwet      Claudia   48  F   Waukegan, IL       5:20:44
46  Hagy       Zane      44  M   Oak Ridge, TN      5:20:46
47  Tiwet      John      47  M   Waukegan, IL       5:20:47
48  Ferrell    Ed        50  M   Grayson, GA        5:23:17
49  Ivey       Kathryn   39  F   Coalgate, OK       5:24:32
50  Knife      Jen       41  F   Indianapolis  E    5:26:23
51  Ma         Vincent   44  M   San Jose, CA  E    5:26:31
52  Trainer    Heather   40  F   Roswell, GA        5:41:58
53  Miller     Paul      60  M   Cookeville, TN     5:41:59
54  Wright     Tammie    47  F   Cookeville, TNE    5:42:33
55  Fattman    Ken       58  M   Branson, MO        5:44:51
56  Ray        Karen     55  F   Dacula, GA         5:45:07
57  Watton     Julie     33  F   Atlanta, GA        5:45:34
58  Watton     Ryan      43  M   Atlanta, GA        5:45:51
59  Gibbs      Ralph     48  M   Richmond, VA       5:48:04
60  Ray        John      57  M   Estill SpringsE    5:51:56
61  Trujillo   Mikki     38  F   Cookeville, TN     5:57:28
62  Mount      Clara     35  F   Knoxville, TN E    6:04:14
63  Michelsen  Karen     50  F   Toronto            6:12:25
64  Escue      Daniel    40  M   Nashville, TN      6:16:39
65  Riley      Roxanne   56  F   Atlanta, GA   E    6:16:50
66  Thompson   Leslie    29  F   Rickman, TN   E    6:25:46
67  Hughes     Steve     65  M   Little Rock, AE    6:26:22
68  Gmerek     Elizabeth 53  F   Camp Lejeune, E    6:26:23
69  Roscoe     Douglas   66  M   Macon, GA          6:30:41
70  Iafrate    Diana     57  F   Nashville, TN      6:32:42
71  Wilson     David     61  M   Murfreesboro, E    6:38:17
72  Staggs     Danny     50  M   Livingston, TN     6:39:25
73  Smith      Jill      50  F   Cookeville, TN     6:40:01
74  Smith      Dallas    74  M   Cookeville, TN     6:40:01
75  Walston    Halbert   39  M   Radcliff, KY       6:43:22
76  Taylor     Katie     25  F   Clinton, TN        6:46:37
77  Smith      Evelyn    54  F   Rockford, IL  E    6:57:09
78  Miller     Shannon   26  F   Jackson, TN   E    6:58:28
79  Desirant   Cindy     52  F   Centennial, COE    6:59:21
80  Macon      Laurence  69  M   San Antonio,TXE    6:59:22
81  Bailey     Laura     48  F   Chattanooga, TN    7:00:08
82  Min        Phil      59  M   Mt. Olive, AL E    7:04:13
83  Kilby      Jason     35  M   Clarkrange, TNE    7:29:44
84  Sauceman   Sheryl    40  F   Chattanooga, TN    7:38:59
85  Taylor     Diane     57  F   Nashville, TN      7:39:06
86  Earles     Carol     44  F   Ravendale SpriE    7:49:54
87  Clark      Teal      46  F   Jonesboro, AR E    7:50:48

    Walker     Allen     48  M   Newburgh, IN  HALF 2:09:01
    Baker      Dawn      42  F   Snellville, GAE    Still out there…
    Baker      Darrin    46  M   Snellville, GAE    Still out there…
    Holt       Thomas        M   Crossville, TNE    Still out there…
    Rosenbloom Trent         M   Nashville, TN      Still out there…