The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?
No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.
The entry will be $50 before May 15. After the 15th, the cost will raise to $70. There is also a cap of 100 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 99 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 105 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 5. I promise that the school parking lot which comprises roughly a 1.5 miles of your marathon will be half of your nightmares for the three months following this race.
SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.
The race will take place Sunday, August 4, 2013 at 7am. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park.
You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.
jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.
There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.
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