A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?

No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.

The entry will be $55 for the first 50 fools, or April. After that, you gonna have to pay $65. If you wait beyond June 1, or after 100 have registered, the cost will be $75. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.

The race will take place Sunday, August 2, 2015 at 7am [NOTE CHANGE]. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid.

You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.

jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.

There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.


Pathetic Results 2014

Blister in the Sun Marathon 2015 Results
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Pl   Last          First         age sex   city               Finish 
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1    Rayder        Christopher   16  M     Collierville, TN   2:51:06  1st Male
2    Wasternack    Olaf          35  M     Franklin, TN       2:53:57  1st Loser
3    High          Christian     42  M     Kokomo, IN         3:09:05
4    Mires         Jeff          51  M     Greenville, IN     3:14:34
5    Eckardt       David         46  M     Evansville, IN     3:17:25
6    Falbo         Traci         43  F     Charlestown, IN    3:29:11  1st Female
7    Malecky       Mark          37  M     Chattanooga        3:32:07
8    Mahler        Tim           54  M     Springfield, IL    3:34:55
9    Baltensperger Matthew       24  M     Millington, TN     3:35:40
10   Muccini       Francesca     47  F     Nashville          3:35:50
11   Smith         Meredith      44  F     Ashland City, TN   3:36:55
12   Haubenreiser  Ed            21  M     Alrlington Heights,3:37:11
13   Matlock       Jeff          50  M     Ashland City, TN   3:37:37
14   Gerteisen     Kevin         47  M     Evansville, IN     3:50:35
15   Wisniewski    Andrew        33  M     Antioch, TN        3:56:01
16   Brigati       Jennifer      35  F     Maryville, TN      3:56:38
17   Floyd         Curtis        28  M     Spring Hill, TN    3:57:20
18   Yanni         Amy           61  F     Ft. Myers, FL      4:03:12
19   Nichols       David         54  M     Evansville, IN     4:05:24
20   Mahoney       Kelly         46  M     Cookeville         4:06:03
21   Lawrence      Joel          55  M     Christiana, TN     4:08:45
22   Villemure     Matt          50  M     Milford, MI        4:09:50
23   Cooper        Bryan         47  M     Smyrna, TN         4:19:37
24   Meyer         Amy           29  F     Clarksville, TN    4:23:14
25   Mercer        Aaron         47  M     Chattanooga        4:24:05
26   Mueller       Kory          28  M     Franklin, TN       4:24:49
27   Cooper        Ines          37  F     Smyrna, TN         4:25:02
28   Lisle         Bridget       34  F     Nashville          4:28:28
29   Irwin         Paul          55  M     Murysville, OH     4:30:38
30   Mount         Brian         41  M     Eastaboga, AL      4:31:13
31   Krishnamurthy C.P           38  M     Nashville          4:31:35
32   Moore         Ben           39  M     Tucson, AZ         4:32:46
33   England       Donna         51  F     Auburn, KY         4:34:19
34   Lawrence      Colleen       35  F     Christiana, TN     4:36:18
35   Spohn         Andrea        43  F     Columbus, OH       4:36:50
36   Wagner        Lori          43  F     Evansville, IN     4:39:28
37   Hite          Josh          37  M     Cookeville, TN     4:39:53
38   Ma            Vincent       45  M     San Jose, CA       4:44:14
39   Schoffstall   Kendra        51  F     Evansville, IN     4:45:53
40   Dahlgren      Maria         42  F     Evansville, IN     4:46:58
41   Bartoletti    Marie         58  F     Bethel Park, PA    4:48:59
42   Samuelson     Mike          49  M     Lakeland, TN       4:52:41
43   Morris-Shrum  Amanda        37  F     Gallatin, TN       4:54:39
44   Malecky       Stacy         37  F     Chattanooga        4:56:52
45   Meeks         Dennis        65  M     Memphis, TN        4:57:42
46   Rayder        Robert        46  M     Collierville, TN   5:02:05
47   Sharpe        Jack          57  M     Medina, OH         5:05:24
48   Mack          Shelly        48  F     Lucien,OK          5:06:25
49   Orr           Sam           50  M     Lebanon, TN        5:09:24
50   Harwell       Leslie        31  F     Trenton, TN        5:10:44
51   Sharpe        Suzanne       48  F     Medina, OH         5:12:51
52   Smith         Truman        68  M     Chattanooga        5:19:48
53   Gibbs         Ralph         49  M     Midlothian, VA     5:19:50
54   Rider         Jill          36  F     Nashville          5:21:08
55   Dworak        Donna         51  F     Nashville          5:22:51
56   Bolton        Diane         54  F     Nashville          5:24:22
57   Radley        Pascal        57  M     Westerville, OH    5:28:47
58   Montgomery    Michael       68  M     Franklin, TN       5:29:45
59   Smedinghoff   Gerry         52  M     Phoenix, AZ        5:31:37
60   Zarco         Marsha        33  F     Vellejo, CA        5:34:39
61   Davidson      Tom           60  M     Athens, AL         5:37:13
62   Flippin       Christopher   29  M     Johnson City, TN   5:40:52
63   Staggs        Danny         51  M     Livingston, TN     5:41:58
64   Wright        Tammie        48  F     Cookeville         5:44:26
65   Toub          Jerry         39  M     Enterprise, AL     5:45:20
66   Thompson      Leslie        30  F     Rickman, TN        5:47:39
67   Murray        Rick          60  M     Hendersonville, TN 5:52:59
68   Staggs        Sandy         47  F     Livingston, TN     5:53:00
69   Staggs        Amanda        29  F     Livingston, TN     5:53:00
70   Miller        Paul          61  M     Cookeville         5:58:28
71   Fisher        Jim           58  M     Gainesville, FL    6:01:50
72   Hughes        Steve         66  M     Little Rock, AR    6:06:24
73   Rose          George        42  M     Wheeler, MI        6:09:30
74   Kilby         Jason         36  M     Clarkrange, TN     6:14:10
75   Armagost      Jeannie       60  F     Zebulon, NC        6:15:01
76   Michelson     Suzy          48  F     Jacksonville, AL   6:19:31
77   Shoemaker     Heather       30  F     Tucker, GA         6:26:53
78   Garner        Patrick       38  M     Albany, GA         6:26:53
79   Walston       Halbert       40  M     Radcliff, KY       6:27:42
80   Morgan        Ronald        39  M     Ashland City, TN   6:28:39
81   Underwood     Tanya         40  F     Amory, MS          6:28:57
82   Min           Phil          60  M     Mt. Olive, AL      6:34:54
83   Distelberg    Susan         55  F     Lakeland, FL       6:36:05
84   Johnson       Cathie        61  F     Red Boiling Springs6:37:40
85   Johnson       Troy          68  M     Red Boiling Springs6:37:40
86   Michelson     Mike          69  M     Jacksonville, AL   6:41:57
87   Seragusa      Teri          66  F     Willow Spring, NC  6:45:29
88   Clark         Teal          47  F     Jonesboro, AR      6:48:50
89   Earles        Carol         45  F     Ravenden Springs, A6:48:51
90   Foxworth      Sammy         36  M     Lakeland, FL       7:04:51
91   Murdock       Cheryl        65  F     Pensacola, FL      7:06:55
92   Smith         Evelyn        55  F     Rockford, IL       7:10:50
93   Whipp         Bill          70  M     Harrison, OH       7:10:50
94   Macon         Laurence      70  M     San Antonio, TX    7:10:50
95   Callaway      J. Lea        49  M     Roanoke, VA        7:32:09
96   Taylor        Diane         58  F     Nashville          7:44:05
97   Raper         Patricia      51  F     Raleigh, NC        7:44:06
98   Gmerek        Elizabeth     54  F     Merritt Island, FL 7:45:51
99   Brosi         Kevin         60  M     Fort Madison, IA   7:45:52

     Walker        Greg          48  M     Nashville          still out there
     Rosenbloom    Trent         45  M     Nashville          still out there from 2014
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